"I'll take care of the 'demons' for you"
"Tell me about you."
"Ever been in love?"
"They asked me if I understood theoretical physis."
"He was dead when I got there."
"Ever been nosey?"
"Come any closer and I'm liable to stick you with my stickin' knife. Ol' Sticky's feeling mighty ornery this day."
"I was young and needed the money."
"I won the lottery!!"
"I'll keep an eye on you, a close eye."
"Let's talk about something else."
"I hoped love was enough."
"Every man is a king in himself."
"No one's dick is that fucking long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick."
It's...a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don't worry about it."
"I want a dress."
"I won't have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates."
"I'd decorate this tent with your guts."
"Waging war against good people is bad for the soul."
"I left that battle scarred by fear, and have allowed that weakness to govern my actions."
"Sorry about that. Just because I love them doesn't mean some of them aren't assholes."
"The rapist with the flamethrower? That's a combination I try to avoid."
"I never touched the woman/man."
"This is as close as I get until you turn into a leggy brunette."
"We were pretty young, but I like to think it was love."
"I'm really boring actually."
" I'll encourage people to name their non-ugly children after you. Seriously."
"Lovers make poor confidantes."
"Don't you want me to handle your package?"