requested by sxlongshadow;

• “I’m not fucking leaving! The show goes on!”
• “I am not gonna die sober!”
• “Let me tell you something. There’s no nobility in poverty.”
• “I’ve been a rich man and I’ve been a poor man. And I choose rich every fucking time.”
• “Give them to me young, hungry, and stupid.”
• “Let me give you some legal advice: shut the fuck up!”
• “I’ll tell you what: I’m never eating at Benihana again. I don’t care whose birthday it is.”
• “If I’m not mistaken, you just tried to bribe a federal officer.”
• “Fucking smoke crack with me.”
• “I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!”
• “You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Technically, you do work for me.”
• “How many times a week you jerk off?“
• “And you know what else, Daddy? Mommy is just sick and tired of wearing panties.”
• “But the question is: Was all this legal?”
• “They’re gonna have to send in the national guard if they wanna take me down.”
• “I fucked her brain out. … For eleven seconds.”
• “You want a beer, pal?”
• “It wasn’t just about the sex either. ____ and I get along. I mean, we had similar interests and shit.”
• “People say shit. I mean, like, you married your cousin, or some stupid shit.”
• “This isn’t funny, you gotta untie me, buddy.“
• “I think you have a fuckin’ drug problem.”