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a list of shit that Benny actually says in canon, in no particular order

  • Just do me a favor and stay dead this time, hey?
  • Hold me, will ya?
  • Sorry about the double-cross– or are we up to quadruple?
  • Baby, wow-ee wow wow!
  • Give ‘em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?
  • You forgive me? After what I done? Baby, are you trying to make me cry?
  • Sugar Plum (addressing the courier)
  • Let’s keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like smooth little babies.
  • Don’t just stare in dumb admiration.
  • Baldie (referring to Caesar, while a prisoner inside Caesar’s tent)
  • These Legion boys are coo-coo, you realize?
  • [after the courier asks how he wants to die] Yeah, to die in my sleep at a ripe old age after a marathon session of hey-hey with thirty sex-starved broads. You’ll set that up?
  • Well ain’t you a sentimental broad? Gimme a sec to jump off Cloud 9, I’ll meet you on the ground.
  • The dent in that mattress was permanent!
  • Pussycat! Ain’t this platinum? Had I known, I woulda baked a cake!
  • Try not to smile so wide, baby. You might break your mouth.
  • I’m the most interesting person I know.
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