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'Outnumbered' Sentence Starters 


  •  "That's fatal because then she/he'll reply and then you'll be tempted to reply to her/his reply and then you'll get caught up in that Pandora's... circle.

  •  "Whatever he/she has told you, it will be a lie."

  •  "You musn't arm wrestle this little girl, because she only looks about three."

  •  "You are not allergic to peas. No-one's allergic to peas. No-one in the world is allergic to peas!"

  •  "You were told no drinking, no swearing, and no fighting. And I saw you punch that kid and shout 'don't touch my bloody beer'!"

  •  "Is some furniture not flat packed, then?"

  •  "It tasted horrible to begin with, but then I added five spoonfuls of sugar and now I feel all zingy zangy zongy!"

  •  "Did you know he/she had the knife?"

  •  "I didn't know he/she had the knife. Or the fish skeleton. Or the doll's head with the little hermit crab in it."

  •  "You watched 'The Hills Have Eyes' and you didn’t sleep for six months. And then, when we drove to Bristol, you said the Cotswolds were staring at you."

  •  "When you came in you smelled like pub."

  •  "You should only hate people you know."

  •  "I think that's an atheist. Satanists...do things to goats."

  •  "Stop playing 'spot the chav'!"

  •  "You shouldn't be prejudiced against fat people, thin people, men who've turned into women, women who've turned into men, gay people, ginger people... people who come from Liverpool."

  •  "Barack Obama does not drive a number forty-two bus!"

  •  "If I say we're having an argument, and you say we're not, that's arguing."

  •  "What the hell is wrong with him, is he a vampire?"

  •  "The romantic poets were a bunch of emos, but they also represented a rejection of the certainties of eighteenth century classicism."

  •  "This a washing machine, and I am good with washing machines, and this one is not going to beat me!"

  •  "You put the salad through the blender?"

  •  "I'd ban Roald Dahl. He's probably ruined more children's lives than polio. Ruined them with the ludicrous belief that all adults are stupid and can routinely be outwitted by small children and the occasional fox."

  •  "That's what really happens when children get to make the rules - corpses everywhere."

 
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❝ Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is...the game was rigged from the start. ❞

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