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For Your Sass Master (Someecards + Anne Taintor Starters) 


  •  "Good morning. I see the assassins have failed."

  •  "Well that's a level of incompetence I have not seen before."

  •  "Did it hurt when you came up out of the ground from Hell?"

  •  "I'd call you a douchebag but that'd imply you could get near a vagina."

  •  "Here, let me wipe that bullshit from your mouth."

  •  "My business isn't your business so unless you're my thong don't be up my ass."

  •  "Two things. 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there?"

  •  "I'd like to say I understand your point of view. Unfortunately, I'm not batshit crazy too - so that's impossible."

  •  "Your crazy is showing; you might wanna tuck that back in."

  •  "Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho."

  •  "I feel a spree coming on. It's either a shopping one or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you."

  •  "Oh darling, I don't do spite. I do karma."

  •  "Look...I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'."

  •  "Honey, you couldn't handle half of me."

  •  "Think of me as a challenge."

  •  "Ladies and gentleman, may I have your undivided attention please; I'm happy to announce that shit just got real."

  •  "I propose a toast to the booze for making you all seem tolerable."

  •  "If some people were on fire, I'd happily toast marshmallows"

  •  "According to serving sizes, I'm a family of four."

  •  "Salmonella my ass, I'm eating the batter."

  •  "I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore."

  •  "Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."

  •  "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."

  •  "Put on your life preserver, I'm about to rock this boat."

  •  "I think we should just be friends with sexual tension."

  •  "You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics."

  •  "Nothing you say can shock me honey."

  •  "Of course you look good. I don't have ugly friends."

  •  "I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices."

  •  "We're total fucking badasses."

  •  "You have a sick, twisted mind. Do you want to be my friend?"

 
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"You've made your last delivery kid..."

❝ Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is...the game was rigged from the start. ❞

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